Shame

Service charge AND a to go fee!

I’m getting my food and leaving your restaurant. I’m not taking up space. I’m not delaying other customers’ ability to make you money. I’m not dirtying your dishes.

What

The

Fuck

And I tipped. It’s been five minutes. Two other servers have come in to the restaurant, taken orders, and called the orders. The girl at the register has just stared into space the whole time. She’s trying to ask permission to call an order. Are you fucking kidding me!? 100% chance my order will be wrong.